jadis is the embodiment of all evil (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} embodimentof) wrote,@ 2012-05-01 05:58:00 |
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SHIT MY ROOMMATE SAYS V
Liam: "Tell some jokes!" is still the most devastatingly brilliant heckle I've ever heard. Still working on a comeback two days later. Liam: Oh, for chrissakes, AGAIN? Wasn't it just Monday a few days ago? Do we really need to have one of these every week? Papa Jadis: What is all this? Liam: Pancake batter! Papa Jadis: Why did you buy ten boxes of pancake batter? Jadis: Cause I bought a waffle maker! Papa Jadis: Why did you buy a waffle maker? Liam: Because it was on sale! Papa Jadis: .....alright. Papa Jadis: What are you two doing? Liam: Making a waffle tower. Only it looks really ugly because we're using syrup as glue and forgot to buy toppings. Papa Jadis: *goes to cabinet, pulls down a can of whip cream and a bag of chocolate chips, digs a tin of strawberries out of the fridge, puts it all on the counter and then walks out of the kitchen* Liam: Jadis I think I'm in love with your dad Liam: My Oberon! What a vision she hath seen, methought she was enamour'd of an ass. Jadis: Did you just use Shakespeare to insult Marge's ex-boyfriend? Liam: I did Jadis: That was very classy, cheers. Liam: “You appear to still be wearing clothes. I believe this is a problem to which I can find a solution; please allow me to assist. I have made ample study in the area which I believe has some practical application.” This has legit just been added to my list of IF YOU SAY THIS I WILL SLEEP WITH YOU IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES Liam: I wonder how awkward the actor from Sherlock feels about wearing such SUPER tight shirts? Liam: IF SHERLOCK LISTENED TO KE$HA MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE Jadis: Can you even imagine the amount of disdain he'd have for Ke$ha? Liam: Um no, I think he would love it. Liam: Also he would dance in his sheet to Blow Jadis: Is that what you're doing right now? Liam: ........................................ Jadis: Lets do this: http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/etc/2 Liam: I didn't know people still used clowns. I actually thought that was just a media construct and never happened in real life. Liam: "MUST HAVE A CAR or a HELPER WITH A CAR." We don't have either of those things. Jadis: Zipcar! Liam: WTF is a zipcar? Is it like a hotwheels? Cause that's all either of us can afford Liam: Just so you know, when you look at me accusingly and say, "You know, Jesus DIED for your sins", I take you about as seriously as if you'd looked at me and said, "You know, Dumbledore DIED for your sins". Britt: How DARE you. DUMBLEDORE GAVE HIS LIFE FOR ALL OF US! Ben: Hey. Read this. Ben: BAM! Sent! Liam: What is this? Ben: An article i wrote for a friend's magazine. I want you to read it before I send it off. Liam: I like it. Ben: ya? All of it? Liam: Yup. I particularly liked the I AM SINGLE, HEAR ME ROAR paragraph Liam: Alright, PTPA exam. You stand between me and earning 90 grand a year much sooner. I am armed with a Star Wars pencil and Will's tricks to cheat the entire concept of mathematics. You're going down. Game on. [while watching Once Upon a time] Liam: UGH REGINA SHUT UP Jadis: Right! Also that dress its not cute. It makes your arms look manly. Liam: The arm hole is too small for her. Jadis: Also those tights are too dark for that dress Liam: I'm not gonna lie, this is not her finest fashion moment Jadis: Hey. Jadis: How are you feeling? Liam: Ordered comfort food. Won't be okay till it gets here Jadis: I Jadis: I am so sorry Jadis: That fanfiction link RIGHT after you finished watching the House episode AND The Reichenbachen Fall Jadis: in retrospect seem a little hysteria building Liam: YOU WERE AWFUL Liam: SO MEAN Liam: COMPLETE LACK OF CONSIDERATION Jadis: I'M SORRY. Jadis: AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T READ THE SAD SHERLOCK FANFICTION RIGHT AFTER WATCHING HOUSE AND THE PROMO AND THEN HAVE NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH Jadis: I PRACTICALLY DIED OF A PANIC ATTACK AND THEN JUST PROCEEDED TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP FOR LIKE 2 HOURS Liam: TOO Liam: MANY Liam: FEELINGS Jadis: YOU OR ME? Liam: BOTH OF US Liam: I THINK ITS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION WHERE WE JUST HAVE TO SAY FUCK CAPS LOCK Jadis: TROOTH Liam: APPARENTLY SPELLING HAS ALSO FALLEN BY THE WAYSIDE Jadis: How is it going with the House situation? Liam: STILL MISERABLE SLIGHTLY BETTER THOUGH CAUSE I ATE EVERYTHING THEN SLEPT Jadis: I've moved on from like SUPEROMG to reminiscing Jadis: So watching House/Wilson videos Jadis: Also, how HANDSOME was Wilson in the earlier seasons Liam: He won't be handsome dead Jadis: YOU TERRIBLE PERSON Liam: WELL IT'S TRUE!! |