|jadis is the embodiment of all evil (embodimentof) wrote,|
@ 2012-05-01 05:58:00
Liam: "Tell some jokes!" is still the most devastatingly brilliant heckle I've ever heard. Still working on a comeback two days later.
Liam: Oh, for chrissakes, AGAIN? Wasn't it just Monday a few days ago? Do we really need to have one of these every week?
Papa Jadis: What is all this?
Liam: Pancake batter!
Papa Jadis: Why did you buy ten boxes of pancake batter?
Jadis: Cause I bought a waffle maker!
Papa Jadis: Why did you buy a waffle maker?
Liam: Because it was on sale!
Papa Jadis: .....alright.
Papa Jadis: What are you two doing?
Liam: Making a waffle tower. Only it looks really ugly because we're using syrup as glue and forgot to buy toppings.
Papa Jadis: *goes to cabinet, pulls down a can of whip cream and a bag of chocolate chips, digs a tin of strawberries out of the fridge, puts it all on the counter and then walks out of the kitchen*
Liam: Jadis I think I'm in love with your dad
Liam: My Oberon! What a vision she hath seen, methought she was enamour'd of an ass.
Jadis: Did you just use Shakespeare to insult Marge's ex-boyfriend?
Liam: I did
Jadis: That was very classy, cheers.
Liam: “You appear to still be wearing clothes. I believe this is a problem to which I can find a solution; please allow me to assist. I have made ample study in the area which I believe has some practical application.” This has legit just been added to my list of IF YOU SAY THIS I WILL SLEEP WITH YOU IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES
Liam: I wonder how awkward the actor from Sherlock feels about wearing such SUPER tight shirts?
Liam: IF SHERLOCK LISTENED TO KE$HA MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE
Jadis: Can you even imagine the amount of disdain he'd have for Ke$ha?
Liam: Um no, I think he would love it.
Liam: Also he would dance in his sheet to Blow
Jadis: Is that what you're doing right now?
Jadis: Lets do this: http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/etc/2
Liam: I didn't know people still used clowns. I actually thought that was just a media construct and never happened in real life.
Liam: "MUST HAVE A CAR or a HELPER WITH A CAR." We don't have either of those things.
Liam: WTF is a zipcar? Is it like a hotwheels? Cause that's all either of us can afford
Liam: Just so you know, when you look at me accusingly and say, "You know, Jesus DIED for your sins", I take you about as seriously as if you'd looked at me and said, "You know, Dumbledore DIED for your sins".
Britt: How DARE you. DUMBLEDORE GAVE HIS LIFE FOR ALL OF US!
Ben: Hey. Read this.
Ben: BAM! Sent!
Liam: What is this?
Ben: An article i wrote for a friend's magazine. I want you to read it before I send it off.
Liam: I like it.
Ben: ya? All of it?
Liam: Yup. I particularly liked the I AM SINGLE, HEAR ME ROAR paragraph
Liam: Alright, PTPA exam. You stand between me and earning 90 grand a year much sooner. I am armed with a Star Wars pencil and Will's tricks to cheat the entire concept of mathematics. You're going down. Game on.
[while watching Once Upon a time]
Liam: UGH REGINA SHUT UP
Jadis: Right! Also that dress its not cute. It makes your arms look manly.
Liam: The arm hole is too small for her.
Jadis: Also those tights are too dark for that dress
Liam: I'm not gonna lie, this is not her finest fashion moment
Jadis: How are you feeling?
Liam: Ordered comfort food. Won't be okay till it gets here
Jadis: I am so sorry
Jadis: That fanfiction link RIGHT after you finished watching the House episode AND The Reichenbachen Fall
Jadis: in retrospect seem a little hysteria building
Liam: YOU WERE AWFUL
Liam: SO MEAN
Liam: COMPLETE LACK OF CONSIDERATION
Jadis: I'M SORRY.
Jadis: AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T READ THE SAD SHERLOCK FANFICTION RIGHT AFTER WATCHING HOUSE AND THE PROMO AND THEN HAVE NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH
Jadis: I PRACTICALLY DIED OF A PANIC ATTACK AND THEN JUST PROCEEDED TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP FOR LIKE 2 HOURS
Jadis: YOU OR ME?
Liam: BOTH OF US
Liam: I THINK ITS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION WHERE WE JUST HAVE TO SAY FUCK CAPS LOCK
Liam: APPARENTLY SPELLING HAS ALSO FALLEN BY THE WAYSIDE
Jadis: How is it going with the House situation?
Liam: STILL MISERABLE
SLIGHTLY BETTER THOUGH CAUSE I ATE EVERYTHING THEN SLEPT
Jadis: I've moved on from like SUPEROMG to reminiscing
Jadis: So watching House/Wilson videos
Jadis: Also, how HANDSOME was Wilson in the earlier seasons
Liam: He won't be handsome dead
Jadis: YOU TERRIBLE PERSON
Liam: WELL IT'S TRUE!!