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the wik-me-pedia [15 Sep 2020|12:50am]

HAY THAR. U SEXI THANG

GET DOWN WITH THE 411
WIK-ME-PEDIA → INFORMATION. CURRENT CHARACTERS. GAMES. )

[07 May 2012|01:41pm]
Jill was inquiring after the lengths of my alcholic creativity SO THIS IS ALL HER FAULT. Therefore I present to you my roommates and my

TOP 10 DRINKING GAMES

for when Beer Pong and Flip Cup just don't cut it )

[01 May 2012|05:58am]

SHIT MY ROOMMATE SAYS V
'Tell some jokes!' is still the most devastatingly brilliant heckle I've ever heard. )

[23 Apr 2012|02:39pm]
[discussion solutions to Jadis' insomnia]

[info]katbadger: do you have alcohol?
[info]katbadger: DOWN THAT AND PASS OUT!
[info]embodimentof: I am concerned about the state I will wake up in
[info]embodimentof: slash, drinking myself to sleep. How very tortured artist of me

[info]katbadger: have you tried just like
[info]katbadger: laying in bed
[info]katbadger: tape your eyes shut
[info]embodimentof: DO I NEED ACTUAL TAPE?
[info]embodimentof: CAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY
[info]embodimentof: I HAVE STAPLES
[info]katbadger: idk i've never --- dont do that

[info]embodimentof: Tell me a bedtime story
[info]embodimentof: with a dragon
[info]embodimentof: And nail polish
[info]katbadger: i only thought of a really sad story :(
[info]embodimentof: AKDASDASJDLASDASKJDSAD
[info]katbadger: and how a dragon must have big nails
[info]katbadger: and what if they had a favorite color nail polish
[info]katbadger: and used up a whole bottle on one nail
[info]katbadger: to find out the color was discontinued
[info]katbadger: and the dragon didn't have more to paint his other nails :(
[info]embodimentof: AJDKSAJDAKSJSAD OMG LMFAO
[info]katbadger: that was sad :(

[08 Apr 2012|06:55pm]
[info]inksmudged: can i seriously use that? or is it taking the mickey too much?
[info]embodimentof: .....WHAT DOES TAKING THE MICKEY MEAN!?!!?
[info]inksmudged: taking the michael?
[info]inksmudged: taking the piss?
[info]embodimentof: OOOOOOOO
[info]embodimentof: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SPEAK EUROPEAN TO ME
[info]embodimentof: ITS SEXY
[info]inksmudged: YOUR PULSE SKIPS WHEN I TALK ABOUT CLING FILM AND PAVEMENTS
[info]embodimentof: IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST THE SCOTCH PIE
[info]inksmudged: TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES (and put on a kilt)

you know its hard out here for a pimp [04 Apr 2012|03:14pm]
JADIS WANTS / NEEDS / WILL MARRY YOUR BABIES IF YOU BRING
SIRIUS BLACK for glorious sniping and fun disowned cousin times. Narcissa thinks your little brother is the most presh, darling, lovely boy to ever be spawned by Black loins -- you not so much.
EVAN ROSIER the little brother from her mother's brother (y yus i did rhymes on purpose :D). dear mr rosier, please report for bromancing with Francis Wilkes & Alecto Carrow and also for babying by Narcissa.
ROSIER SR. OTHERWISE TO BE KNOW KNOWN AS UNCLE ROSY ILU JESS!!
RITA SKEETER bffs? I THINK SOS! THEIR CELEBRITY COUPLE NAME SHALL BE "NARITA"
SEVERUS SNAPE

[04 Apr 2012|01:03am]
[info]commandpost!

drabble meme [03 Apr 2012|01:44pm]
A PICTURE IS WORTH 1000 WORDS
Comment with a picture of any of my characters (past or present) and I'll write you a drabble to accompany the photo.
(totally will not be a 1000 words though -- WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? FIN!?)

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